105: Rubbing Ebbles
The Headgum Podcast
Headgum
5.0 • 919 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Amir, Marika, and the Voice of God (aka a camera-less Casey) join Geoff to discuss hanging out with celebrities, the worst sauce in the English language, and suing Headgum.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
| 0:07.0 | Previously on the headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, aboard Delta Airlines flight |
| 0:14.3 | 2998 for Atlanta, Georgia with continued service to Dallas Fort Worth |
| 0:18.3 | International Airport. |
| 0:19.3 | All carry-on items should now be stowed securely either in an overhead bin or under the seat in front of you. |
| 0:25.0 | All aisles, exits, and bulkhead areas should now be clear. |
| 0:28.0 | All electronic devices should now be turned off and stowed, as they may interfere with the aircraft's |
| 0:32.8 | navigational and communication systems. Once again, welcome aboard Delta Flight |
| 0:36.9 | 2928 to Atlanta and take down a flight. |
| 0:40.3 | All aboard Delta flight me. |
| 0:45.0 | I have COVID. |
| 0:47.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:48.0 | Oh wait, no, he's fucking serious because he's wearing a robe. |
| 0:51.0 | I don't know what the sunglasses are for. |
| 0:53.0 | Can't tell what any of this is or what's happened. |
| 0:57.6 | Are you going to Dallas? |
| 0:59.2 | What is the point of you lying sideways across the road. I'm fatigued. I have congestion out the wazu. I can barely breathe through either of my nostrils, |
| 1:13.0 | so that causes me to have a sore throat. |
| 1:14.9 | Dude, I don't know what's more believable. |
| 1:16.6 | You on a plane to Dallas or having the Delta variant |
| 1:21.3 | in sunglasses. |
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