Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hey Alex inner. Yeah what's up? I know we haven't talked since high school but

girl I have an opportunity for you. Oh great because I am a single mom and I

am really easily exploited by terrible people so. That's great to hear.

What would you got for me? Because as another person being exploited by a terrible

person I'd like to extend that opportunity to start your own small business at

home while you craft DIY projects. Okay the thing is for your front door. I have

this thing where when I told myself if I started a new job I'd only start at the

CEO level. Oh fantastic you're just the gal I've been looking for emoji emoji

emoji emoji. You won't believe it brain exploding emoji. You can be your own

CEO. Oh my gosh. Just look at this Subaru I bought. Wow. Finger

finger paint. Finger what's it called?

F***ing finger polish emoji. I also I've got finger paint on the brain because of

my children that I totally have. Yeah that you're always crafting with.

It's not because I'm a man who is just awkwardly trying to pretend to be a

woman on the podcast. Well I can tell that you have some anxiety and I think my

new blend of essential oils will also really ease all of your woes. You put

that put it on your feet and then you won't get coronavirus and also you won't

be anxious and you will be the most beautiful lady in all the land. The

stuff I put on my feet can I also put it in my food to season it. That's

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