106: Footjobs in Phoenix

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.

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0:29.9	Yeah, my suckduff so good you with skinny dipping a sea world goddamn shimmy holy shit that in my blowhole.
0:41.9	We're in Gabe Pekka with the yards. We're going to Austin, Texas.
0:44.9	Gabe, honestly Pekka, we're fucking yards. We're going to Austin.
0:47.9	Ladies and gentlemen, guess what? We're going to Austin.
0:49.9	No, we're not. We don't know yet.
0:50.9	Everybody's going to Austin.
0:52.9	That's everybody's resort. Even for like the lockdown.
0:54.9	Like this is everything. They're like, I got fired going to Austin.
0:56.9	Okay, that makes sense. My girl cheated on me. Austin.
0:58.9	Okay, well, my dick's small Austin.
1:00.9	Yeah, I lost my dick. I lost my dick in a fire.
1:02.9	Who lost part? Austin.
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