Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is that for the think of it, dear John and Hank?

It's a comedy podcast about death, where two guys, Hank and John Green, who are brothers,

we answer your questions, give you a big advice and bring you all the weeks used from both

Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

Hey John, how are you?

Well, Hank, I'm just back from a long bike ride and I seem to have injured myself in my

seat area.

I would say, broadly speaking, sort of, I guess what I guess, I guess if it were up in

my privates, if you will.

I like the idea that the seat is a part of the body, that is the part of the body that

sits on the seat.

So you put your seat on the seat.

And the whole, everything that touches the seat is the seat.

That is my theory.

And that whole part hurts.

So I'm just trying to, just trying to work for the pain.

Not for the pain?

Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, what, what, what, do you remember in our last episode, or maybe

a couple episodes ago, I don't know when it happened?

Do you remember that you said that you were going to burn all the copies of a book that,

because it talked about how pythons lay eggs.

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