I'm not pulling my driveway.

We all know what that means.

It's time for other drive-to-work at-home edition.

Okay, last time I started talking about the apes and monkeys of magic.

There are 48 of them, and I think I talked about 19 of them.

So my goal is to try to finish today.

I got to pick up the pace.

There's so much fun talking monkeys.

So, okay, we're up to Unhinged.

Unhinged had two monkeys.

Tainted Monkey.

One in a black for a one-to-one, creature ape.

Tap, choose a word.

Tiger player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

That card has the chosen word in his text box,

the player loses three lives.

And then it's, come on, choose monkey, everybody loves monkeys.

And so, basically, the reason this is an uncard, and this would be Acorn if we made it

in Confinity, is normal magic can't reference if certain words are in text.

It can talk about a specific name of a card, but normal magic, the normal rules can't look at a text box and say,

hey, is that word in it the reason for that

is um that every card is considered to be the same equivalent of the english version of it so the

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