0:00.0	Alright, so with your permission there's going to be a little background noise as we work.
0:12.2	That's cool or as we talk today.
0:15.2	I'm doing something really interesting that I bet you would never guess and I'm not
0:19.2	going to make it weird and make you try to guess.
0:21.3	But...
0:22.3	It'd be more fun.
0:23.3	Yeah, okay, go ahead, you can guess.
0:25.3	You're whittling.
0:26.3	You've taken up whittling and you are sitting on a porch in a rocking chair and you've got
0:30.6	a little whittling knife with your thumb on the back of the blade and you are making
0:34.0	barnyard animals for kids at a local orphanage.
0:39.3	My dad actually told me the secret to whittling a grasshopper.
0:43.0	It's pretty simple.
0:44.0	All you do is you take a block of wood and you cut off everything that doesn't look like
0:47.2	a grasshopper.
0:48.4	I didn't know where the joke was going.
0:51.9	I like the joke better than the initial awesuckness of your dad actually having had a conversation
0:57.7	with you about whittling at some point.
1:00.8	No, okay, I get it now.
1:02.6	That's all I got to do.
1:04.1	No, absolutely.
1:05.1	But what I'm actually doing is I've been shooting photographs with 35 millimeter film.
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