104. Yuck Yuck in My Mouth for a Dollar

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Devon! What are you doing here? This is no place for you! Get out! OUT! Ohh, you rascal. Well, do what you want, because this Story will happen to YOU. Yeah. YOU. You think you like jokes but you ain’t heard jokes like THIS before. Sleep tiiiight. Invocation Petitions for Worthy Congregants Liturgical Reading: “Yuck Yuck in My Mouth for a Dollar” The Truth about Devon Tune in to our Patreon for a 522 Club next week, then come back home to the Story the next week for a STORY. Merch, for Yucks: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon, for Dollars: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:04.0	Hello? Anyone in here?
0:23.6	Pastor Andrew? Brother Reed? Chalms?
0:31.6	Wow. I'm... I'm... I'm... Hmm. I'm all alone.
0:39.3	Hmm.
0:40.3	Um, welcome to the Church of the Story.
0:44.3	Yes. Yeah, come on in. Don't be shy.
0:47.3	What's my name? Why, I'm Father Devin.
0:52.3	Father Devin. Father Devin.
0:54.6	I like that.
0:57.2	Yes, come on in.
0:58.3	Father Devin here.
0:59.1	Let's get down to it.
1:00.3	The story must be told.
1:02.4	The story must be told.
1:03.9	The story must be told.
1:06.7	Thank you all for coming.
1:08.1	Hey, look at this person.
1:09.7	Yeah, you better believe it. The story is even for weird people like you, you Joker. Oh, ha ha ha ha, good one. Yeah, I like Father Devin. Yeah, I'm Father Devin and everybody likes me. I'm funny. I'm polite. People call me on the phone and when they can't get a hold of me they leave a message all the time
1:27.9	the response is oh that good story i love that story it's good for elizabeth h you joker may uh may the
1:39.6	story make you buy an inground swimming pool that you can afford. I don't know. Just feel like you're in
1:45.5	control of something because nothing else makes sense and you don't know why. Well, yeah, that's a good
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