two welcome everybody to the hot takes central where we're serving up hot

relevant takes like a recycled slice of Chuck E. Cheese pizza with me today is

the beautiful and courageous courageous ill-clined round of applause how are you

today Elin God bless you this is the one hour that I'm not tired of the day

we had to step it up we had to do it earlier because three o'clock let's be

honest folks it's the worst time to do a podcast all I want to do at three o'clock

is lay down and die like literally I'm that energy-less but as you could tell

right now it is as we are recording this 1050 am we went live a little bit

early and I am like a rocket ship I've got energy coming out of all my

orfaces now let me ask you this since I'm buzzing you'll a fresh do you ever

do you ever put down your pants to fart so the fart doesn't go through your

underwear your pants no you don't do that you talk about your fart like it's

liquid or something no but sometimes it's so dank like in a bad way like I mean

dank in the classical sense like they say it's like a moist no done genus

like I can not relate sometimes my farts are so nasty I take down my pants and I

fart outside because also well that's for your benefit because you can

plane that they're so bad you actually get angry at me like oh I like I have

control over how I was getting angry okay so I go to the bathroom to fart but I

don't want to crop thus so I put my pants down I let the gas go untethered by

okay as long as you do it in the bathroom like yeah so I don't want to bring

the scent back with me because you're you it was so toxic though that no

matter where you did it it still came back we get a little bit of the vegan

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