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H3 Podcast

#103 - Chris D'Elia

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On this episode The H3 Podcast we are joined once again by standup comedian/podcaster Chris D'Elia. Together we discuss offensive movies about midgets, Eminem impressions, bad Mathew McConaughey commercials, thicc otters, pop n' lockin for Jesus, and R. Kelly songs about getting your vaccinations!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome everybody to the H3 podcast live here with the very funny

0:07.8

incredible beautiful comedian, Chris D'Lia back on the show. Today's sponsors are

0:14.8

audible stamps.com, Cap Tara. Thank you to them. You can catch Chris on Netflix on

0:21.8

comedians of the world. What another a great was a 30 minutes right? Yeah yeah yeah.

0:27.9

A terrific 30 minutes set. And if you want to catch this beautiful man on tour go to

0:32.1

chrystalead.com slash tour. Now before we get into anything Chris and I welcome

0:37.7

you back and thank you for being here. Thank you for having me back.

0:40.4

There's something that I think is urgent that I need to show you. So this is a trailer

0:46.2

from 2003 for a movie called Tiptoes. Okay. All right. I think I'm already in.

0:52.8

I think it already. Well and so it's starring Matthew McConaughey, Gary Oldman, Peter

0:58.6

Dinklage, Kate Beckinsel. This is a powerhouse star power. But back then they were big too right?

1:05.5

Absolutely. Yeah. For sure. Except for maybe Peter Dinklage. Because that was before giving

1:09.0

the bronze right? He was not big that no. And he's not big now either is he? He's not big now

1:13.5

in certain ways but in other ways. He's huge. All right cool. So here we go. This is

1:20.8

the head of the year. Yeah it was right there. Now I don't know if you're ready for what you're

1:25.4

about to seek and I wasn't the first time. Pretty much game for anything Matthew McConaughey's in.

1:31.4

You be the judge. Okay. This is real. And Steven's life together was perfect.

1:38.8

I'm going to be going right the second.

1:42.8

Hey baby. Hey sweetie. I love you. There's one small problem.

1:47.7

I'm wrong. I'm his brother. We twins. Are you parents?

1:54.2

Yeah. It can tear them apart. I think you're going to let me know that everyone in your family's

1:58.9

amidious. They're not amidious. This is real? Yeah. They're bringing them together.

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