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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#104 GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Mike Carano (Corona) is back! And, he's here to talk about progress, set-backs, and actually doing the things you KNOW will help you (and Kristen couldn't relate more). They also talk about getting outside, being isolated, going off medication, validation, smelly microphones and so many more things that the neurotic person can relate to. Follow Mike on Instagram @MikeCarano and Kristen @Kriscarn. Thank you for listening and sharing the show with a friend. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was too embarrassed to use the main bathroom, so I used the one in the basement.

0:03.6

I didn't want him to hear my P-stream.

0:05.7

I probably think about how much I hate my hairline as much as guys think about sex.

0:11.1

I can't get out of bed in the morning.

0:13.1

So I tried this new antidepressant, and I don't think it's working.

0:18.5

It's Kristen, chill.

0:21.6

Kristen, comma, chill. It's a command.

0:23.6

Despite what my brain wants, I'm here.

0:26.6

Welcome.

0:31.6

Hey, all you old cats and kittens.

0:35.6

It's Kristen here with big, carny rescue.

0:39.8

We all need rescuing.

0:41.1

There's a lot of us out there being abused, tormented, mostly by our own brains.

0:47.3

Welcome to the show.

0:48.4

I hope you guys are surviving this isolation.

0:50.8

Okay.

0:51.2

It's getting a little insane.

0:56.6

Well, not really getting insane. It is insane. This whole thing has just been really, really something for the history books. You know, it's so much better to

1:01.3

read history than to be part of it, I'm finding. And I don't even like reading. That's how extreme

1:07.7

this situation is that it's better to read about it than to actually live it.

1:11.6

The irony is it's a great time to read about it because right now we have all this extra time, but we can't read about it yet. We have to live it.

1:17.6

Anyway, I have been passing the time with things like Tiger King. I never know when to put the in front of some things. I want to say the Tiger King.

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