#103 Big Surprise, an Ep about COVID-19!
Kristen, CHILL OUT.
Kristen Carney
4.8 • 672 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show now known as 'Kristen, chill.' Hopefully this is the last name change and the first of many episodes under the somewhat-ish new moniker. Kristen is joined by Resident Consultant Jen and "Ky the Movie Guy" to talk about the Coronavirus and our "new normal" (that's for you, Jen). They talk about what they've been doing to get through these strange times, how Jen coped with a mandatory 14 day quarantine after coming in contact with not 1 but 2, count 'em 2 confirmed Coronavirus patients. They also talk about Kyle, as a grocery store manager, being on the front lines. Kristen also tells us about going off of antidepressants, her dog passing, why she isn't watching TV and how disappointed she is Kyle. For extra show content, go to Patreon.com/KristenandChill (the web address hasn't changed along with the new name quite yet). Also, follow Kristen on Instagram @kriscarn and Twitter @KristenCarney and Jen and Kyle on Twitter @ifner24 and @filthykyle. Stay safe out there!
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| 0:00.0 | I was too embarrassed to use the main bathroom, so I used the one in the basement. |
| 0:03.6 | I didn't want him to hear my P-stream. |
| 0:05.7 | I probably think about how much I hate my hairline as much as guys think about sex. |
| 0:11.1 | I can't get out of bed in the morning. |
| 0:13.1 | So I tried this new antidepressant, and I don't think it's working. |
| 0:18.5 | It's Kristen, chill. |
| 0:21.6 | Kristen, comma, chill. It's a command. |
| 0:23.6 | Despite what my brain wants, I'm here. |
| 0:30.6 | Welcome. |
| 0:32.6 | Hey, hey, welcome to the newly named show. |
| 0:36.6 | It's not really new. It's pretty much exactly the same. It's just missing a word. Hey, hey, welcome to the newly named show. |
| 0:38.5 | It's not really new. |
| 0:39.9 | It's pretty much exactly the same. |
| 0:41.1 | It's just missing a word. |
| 0:50.2 | Because search purposes, you know, if someone knows this is the name and then I go with a totally different name, how are they going to find it? |
| 0:55.0 | Especially for the listeners that aren't really dedicated and they listen to it once in a while. |
| 0:59.6 | If it's missing, when they search the name that they know, they'll be like, meh, okay, next podcast. |
| 1:00.4 | And if they're really dedicated, like so many millions of you are, you will do a hard search |
| 1:06.7 | in Google and find out the name change of this podcast. |
| 1:14.0 | But, you know, for the few, the couple, |
| 1:20.4 | the three, the four people who don't have as much dedication as the millions, they're not going to take the time to do that. So I wanted to make things easy for them. What did you guys |
| 1:24.8 | think about the intro? Well, yes, no, maybe so. Well, too bad I'm keeping it, |
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