Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast.

It's about death sometimes in which two of your favorite people in the old hang world

Hank, John Green, answer your questions, give you to this advice and bring you all the

week's news from both Mars and the AFC Wimbledon.

Hey John, how are you doing?

You cutie face?

Um, well that's a first.

To be honest with you, I am shaking like a dove giving birth because I have just done

my first interview for turtles all the way down.

Like with a journalist who'd read the book and I mean, I am actually shaking Hank.

I, it's so stressful because you don't want to say anything stupid and that of course

dramatically increases the chances of saying something stupid.

If the whole time you're thinking don't say anything stupid, don't say what are you

going to do?

Of course you're going to say something stupid.

So I don't know what I said, but now I'm like running it all back in my mind trying to

think about did I say anything stupid?

Oh man, you got to, you got to know that you like you should just like walk into the

interview and start out with something stupid.

Like just start out real dumb and then that's, that is not a good strategy.

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