Book of Mormon stories that my teacher tells to me

are about the laymenites in ancient history.

Long ago their their fathers came from far across the sea.

In the man if they live right just leave.

Hello and welcome to this edition of Irreligious

v, the One True Podcast,

where God has been touching our stones since January of 2009.

And because of this, I no longer hide my stones under a bush.

Did you ever hide your stones under a bush?

I'm still waiting for my bush to grow in so I apparently know. Like a newborn 10 year old!

That's not by choice then. Not by choice, yes. Yes.

All right, so the skunked this week, there's only really one choice.

Yeah, and it's relatively unsurprising which choice it is.

Yeah, for those of you don't know, we've been off the air for three weeks.

We were actually raptured a week ago, before it was cool to be raptured.

Well, we always try to do things ahead of the crowd and it's kind of our fault that Jesus didn't come.

There was a drinking incident.

Yeah, it turns out Jesus is a raging booze hound.

Who would have thought?

Well, it's not the booze hounding that really put me off with Jesus it's a fact that we bought him a

transvestite just to mess with him and he took the transvestite home what does

that say we haven't seen him since so I don't know what that says. I find it interesting that the only

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