Book of moment stories that my teacher tells to me

are about the blame the Knights in ancient history.

Long ago, our fathers came from far across the sea.

Gere expand if they live right just me.

Oh yeah.

Was I the only one singing along.

Were you doing the hand motions?

Oh you bet your ass I had my sea going and I was doing some laminate shopping

there was some dancing going. Welcome to this episode of Irreligiosophy, the One True Podcast, and the only podcast to be holding

fast to the Iron Rod for 2,000 years? Your rod may be a little wrinkled if it's 2,000 years old.

What are you a little mucking mummy?

2.5 years? Yeah. little mummy mummy two and a half years

yeah since January of 2009 that works better

what we're gonna do today is crazy book of morman stories

it's ought to be interesting to those of you who don't know shit about Mormonism,

because this stuff is...

Ram down your throat every fucking Sunday,

uh, from birth to death essentially so Mormons know the shit backwards and forwards.

I don't think anyone else really heard of it.

Well, see and you're absolutely right. I mean, it's always, have you read the entire book of Mormon?

I mean, from the time you're in primary, which is just little squirts running around.

And even in my family, I mean mean it was almost a sign of respect when you

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