#104 - Candy Corn Still Sucks

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Lewis checks in this week from the pacific northwest as he had shows in Oregon and Washington. Our host wants to thank all of you for the outpouring of love and support after the passing of his mother, Jeannette. As Lewis heads into the final leg of this year’s tour, he looks forward to some time off he has coming up. During his time off from the road, our host plans to do some fixer upper work around the house. Maybe he can even get his toilet working again! Lewis wants the rants from Eugene, Oregon to be used in this week’s episode, but his crackerjack technical staff says otherwise. Also, our host leaves us this week with a very important reminder (the same way he ends every live show)...take care of each other. It’s the most important thing we can do for one another. The live rants come from shows at The Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, Oregon and McCaw Hall in Seattle, Washington. Lewis’ Grammy-nominated special, "Thanks For Risking Your Life" is available now! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST https://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack New episodes arrive every Wednesday. For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
0:07.0	And the rubber chicken says?
0:10.0	Oh, I think it would be fun if I dressed up as a real chicken for Halloween, but what do I know? I'm just a rubber
0:23.8	chicken. Well, that is one of the most crazy things that has ever come out of your beak.
0:28.7	You're going to dress up. Okay, okay. I'll try it. I'm looking forward to it. Maybe it'd be fun if
0:35.6	everybody dressed up as a rubber chicken. I think that would be a step forward. But kids don't really listen to it. Maybe it'd be fun if everybody dressed up as a rubber chicken. I think that
0:38.5	would be a step forward. But kids don't really listen to... Well, we'll talk about them. What am I
0:43.0	braddling on for? Okay? Dress up with whatever you want to because I... I've got to get on with
0:49.1	episode 103 entitled Candy Corn Still Sucks. Okay? I don't care how many years have passed. They've done
0:58.4	nothing with that recipe. You've had nothing at all, which proves my point that all of the
1:03.8	candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Okay? Because if they gave your two shits about us, they would come up with something that tasted
1:13.1	better.
1:13.9	And it certainly wouldn't be Thanksgiving candy corn, which is just around the corner.
1:18.7	Yes, it is.
1:19.7	As soon as they finish it up, as soon as we go through Halloween, I can guarantee there
1:25.6	will be, it's cockadoodle do every, every fucking where.
1:30.0	If that's the sound of a turkey, I can't even fucking remember.
1:33.6	It is, because everything's become mixed up.
1:36.0	I'm working with a rubber chicken.
1:37.6	Who knows if that's what a turkey sound is?
1:40.3	I don't know.
1:41.0	I certainly, somebody told me last night that a, God, I can't even remember.
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