This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.

Thank you, that's Jeff Stilson, and we are, as he said, in beautiful Palm Desert,

where the sun today is actually on the ground.

Just kissed the earth today.

Beautiful Palm Desert and we're at the McCallum Theatre.

And I would say if you're going to come here,

look at the time of year that you're coming, because there are times when it's not it was a hundred today

or so they told me it doesn't matter it's just so fucking hot you don't care could you go

really it was only 96 fuck you you fuck it was a thousand and six. You kid me?

Son of it's the first place I've ever been, it's the exact equivalent of living if you hate

the cold, if you're living in fucking Fairbanks, Alaska.

It's exactly the same thing.

You don't want to go out, you open the door and go, oh, fuck!

And you feel the wind and it goes right up your balls.

This, this is you open the door to walk out, you get two steps, go, why the fuck do I want

it?

Why?

Why?

I'm just going to go here and lay down on the floor where it's cold.

I don't know what you do.

Is the AC ever gone off here?

It has?

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