All my heart is a joke I haven't read the article I haven't read the article

I read the post

that he put up and I just I can't read the article. I read the post that he put up.

And I just, I can't get enough of like these guys being like, hey, working man.

Would you like a Miller light?

Yeah.

Cory Walker, his appie is from an angle I haven't seen since my friends in high school were using the dating service Black Planet.

You know my favorite avie on Twitter?

Do you know that guy Constans?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, like his bio says that he's a pedantic Gen X Plancker in Hard Scrabble, New Jersey.

And his avi is just his eye. I really don't like that. I hate that. Yeah, I really don't like. The eye is like one of the worst fucking moves of all time. I've never seen someone who's like their avie is their eye and they make a ton of like amazing observations. And second of all, that thing where you're

like, I'm just some plonker. That's for British people. Like, it's fine for a British guy to be

called like, you know, just some wanker. But a guy from New Jersey, why don't you go fuck yourself?

He did weigh in on the recent lunch discourse. And my favorite

post of him was the last week when he just tweeted out a recipe about like how to be thrifty and

make a meal that you can eat all week. And one of the ingredients was one cup of soy sauce.

I'm going to just say that's a little too much soy sauce for any dude.

His recipe is like the few pieces of literature that have ever been declared as obscenity,

but for food gore.

By the way, the lunch-

Like the same visceral reaction.

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