All I want to be it's a joke Hello, everybody is a chopro.

Hello, everybody. It's Monday, May 18th, and we've got some shop before you.

Joining us on today's program, sitting in with Helix and I, are the Turbulance Boys back again for their second go-round as a unit.

It's Seamus Malikovselli and Dylan Saba.

Gentlemen, welcome back to the program.

Howdy?

Happy.

Well, gang, I'd like to start off today, once again, as we normally

do on Monday, as I look in on the war in Iran or the war with Iran and how it's going right now.

And I'd like to begin by just reading a missive from our president that was transmitted to

the peoples of the world today. He wrote on truth social this morning.

Quote,

if Iran surrenders,

admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea,

and their air force is no longer with us,

and if their entire military walks out of Tehran,

weapons drop and hands held high, each shouting, I surrender, I surrender,

while wildly waving the representative white flag.

And if their entire remaining leadership signs all necessary documents of surrender and admit their defate to the great power and force of the magnificent USA,

the failing New York Times, the China Street Journal,

and then in parentheses he passed,

with WSJ, exclamation point,

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