The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled The Camelot Arcadian Genius Grant Personality Test. It is the

first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one. It is currently 7.44 p.m. on November 1st, 2019. My name is Dr. Helmer Veritas. We are at the Overtir Foundation Center for delinquitism here in Terre Haute, Indiana.

Patient, will you please state your name? Yes, doctor. Can you state your name? Your name?

There's a microphone right in front of you.

Just lean forward.

My name is Prep Hemlock.

All right.

That's very good.

Prep, do you know why you're here today?

Because you want to talk to me.

That's right.

I want to talk to help you ascertain.

Is it a shot?

I don't want a shot.

No, not a physical shot, not a test like in anything medical.

But a test to figure out how your brain works.

Is it a psychic shot?

I don't want a psychic shot.

It is not a psychic shot.

It is just where I'm going to ask you some questions.

And from that, from that, we're going to figure out some things about how your brain works.

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