1028. Hurricane Hooker (Sean Patton And LeMaire Lee)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Sean Patton and LeMaire Lee join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss LeMaire Lee and Andy Malafarina agreeing to fight at Skankfest on The Thing Is podcast, not growing up with healthy habits and being scared to go to the doctor, the best diet sodas, accepting a flight upgrade over a significant other, being scared of a hurricane, the Boone County Brawl featuring 9 year olds, Ariana Grande's new married boyfriend, summing in NYC, Kevin Spacey being cleared of sexual assault allegations and so much more!
(Air Date: July 26th, 2023)
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| 0:00.0 | Do you remember I try to call a hooker I mean I'm falling around in the hurricane dude, and I remember I can you bring me some food on the way by the way |
| 0:06.2 | Did I get one to come I didn't fuck her what happened? |
| 0:10.3 | She drowned |
| 0:14.5 | She died on her way over |
| 0:17.5 | Fill her up |
| 0:19.5 | You're listening to the gas digital network |
| 0:21.5 | Oh |
| 0:28.7 | What up all the fuck us it's the real-ass podcast it's your boy Louis Shaco mess |
| 0:33.3 | Where's my last night real-ass dude ultimate minority joint jet of comedy |
| 0:36.6 | I got a lot of names international superstar Zach Domingo. I do buddy. He's funny. He's a psycho |
| 0:41.4 | He's a real-ass dude. I would double-team in this chick with her husband now. He's selling coke and heaven. Are you fucking ready? |
| 0:47.4 | Mother fuck us. It's the only real podcast left out there |
| 0:52.5 | Hello, we're ready |
| 1:07.5 | Fucking mighty Christ off fucking mighty. There's a good headspace |
| 1:14.6 | Like me and Zach are far apart. Who is this is this Shannon or Jorge's doing |
| 1:22.5 | I hear your microphone. Yeah, it's whatever's happening today is you're fucking up left and right welcome to the real-ass podcast that you boy Louis Shaco mess |
| 1:33.4 | Don't ask me why my voice is shredded. I wasn't screaming this morning |
| 1:41.0 | My voice is shredding because it's like don't rest to me, doggy |
| 1:44.5 | I wish I fucking put on I put on like 11 pounds in the week, but then it's already it's off |
| 1:50.3 | I'm lighter now, but then I was before I had to put on 11 pounds and I was in Greece |
| 1:54.3 | Okay, just fucking eating Greece. I was being deprived |
| 1:59.3 | I walked up on you shirtless on first average now. I know I was I was changing because I was like this |
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