1027. Polishing A Turd (Ryan Long And Joe Gorman)
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Ryan Long and Joe Gorman join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis starting his autobiography with the help of ChatGPT, The Fighter And The Kid subreddit turning on Luis, Elon Musk rebranding Twitter to X, Luis' toxic relationship with Twitter, Luis' Greece trip, experts who say you only need to shower 2-3 times per week, the new Top Girl nominee - Marissa DuBois, the attraction to old, rich men, trolls telling the mom with bumps on her face not to have kids, Indian vs Greek food, an update on the McDonald's chicken nugget lawsuit and so much more!
(Air Date: July 24th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're not that hot putting a bunch of fat in your ass ain't fixing it. |
| 0:03.6 | Classic surgery is really only for the mildly attractive to make them over the line of a track. |
| 0:09.8 | You're saying I'm turning to 7 and 28? |
| 0:11.4 | Yes. |
| 0:11.9 | That's it. You can jump up a point. |
| 0:13.9 | Maybe a point and a half with plastic surgery, right? That's all it's gonna be. |
| 0:18.4 | So if you're already a fucking four, save your fucking money five. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.6 | Fill her up. |
| 0:25.8 | You're listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:30.2 | What up, all the fuck us? |
| 0:36.8 | It's the real ass podcast, H.I.C. Boy Louis J. Gomez. |
| 0:40.3 | Where's my last night real ass dude? |
| 0:41.7 | Ultimate minority. |
| 0:42.5 | John J. Adam Comedy. |
| 0:43.3 | I got a lot of names. |
| 0:44.1 | International Super Zartz Acta Mico. |
| 0:46.1 | Hey, do you know buddy. |
| 0:46.7 | He's funny. |
| 0:47.5 | He's a psycho. |
| 0:48.3 | He's a real ass dude. |
| 0:49.3 | Highly double team in this trick with her husband. |
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