1023. Andy & DJ CTI: Spirit Airlines shutdown, Hantavirus Infections on Cruise Ship & High school student exposes classmates'
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
Andy Frisella
4.9 • 33.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode, Andy Frisella & DJ discuss Spirit Airlines shutting down and what stranded passengers can do to get home, reports from the World Health Organization on suspected Hantavirus deaths aboard a cruise ship, and a high school student going viral after exposing classmates struggling with basic reading skills.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? |
| 0:04.0 | Now my jury box froze. |
| 0:06.0 | Fuck a bowl. |
| 0:07.0 | Fuck a stole. |
| 0:08.0 | Counted millions in a cold. |
| 0:09.0 | Bad bitch, booted swow. |
| 0:11.0 | Got her on bankro. |
| 0:13.0 | Can't fold. |
| 0:14.0 | Does a no headshot case closed. |
| 0:16.0 | What is up guys? |
| 0:17.0 | It's Andy Purcellin. |
| 0:18.0 | This is the show for the realists. |
| 0:20.0 | Goodbye to the lies. The fakeness and delusions of modern society. |
| 0:23.5 | And welcome to motherfucking reality guys. |
| 0:25.7 | Today, we have Andy and DJ. |
| 0:30.3 | Cruz, the motherfucking internet. |
| 0:31.6 | That's what we're going to do. |
| 0:32.8 | That's what CTI stands for. |
| 0:34.1 | It stands for Cruz, the internet. |
| 0:36.3 | ABC. |
| 1:11.5 | Easy has one, two, three. Okay, all right. A little mic in you. Yeah. All right. I'm feeling today. Got that dog. It's real simple. All right. So we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on. We talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on, and then we laugh at all these idiots on the internet. That's what we do, all right? If this is your first time listening, we have shows within the show. It's very simple, okay? We've got CTI, which you're about to hear. Then we've got Q&AF. That's where you submit questions if we give you the answers. DJ, how can they submit questions? Yeah, guys, email your questions in to Ask Andy at Andy Fasela.com. You can also click the link in the description below, |
| 1:18.0 | submit those for a chance to be answered. Just drop them in the comment section of the Q&AF videos |
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