I think it's time to blow this scene.

Get everybody in this stuff together. Okay, three, two, one, it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody in the stuff together.

Okay, three, two, one, let's jam.

You think you could lead a cult?

Yes, no doubt.

What would be your end?

Uh, there'd be so many ways.

First, I think I have a magnetic beard.

The more you look at it, the more it sends you to sleep.

Ooh, it's true. Hypnotic beards. That guy had purple eyes in the episode we're going to talk about.

And I think that's why he's magic, right? Is he had purple? Purple irises, right? Well, he wasn't real. So that helps.

That helped. That did help, but he wasn't real. Because you never meet your heroes, right? Well, he wasn't real, so that helps. That helped. That did help, but he wasn't real.

Because you never meet your heroes, right? So I think a key to a cult is that only the

firm believers in the cult will get past the fact that you look at a meat sack at the end of the day.

You know, for all the words and things they write down in their books or audiobooks or podcasts, if they do exist, you're like, oh, that guy's a guy who shits

and eats just like the rest of us, and that dismisses a little, or demystifies a little bit of

that. But not when you're on a computer and you look fucking hot like this guy did.

That's right. I wouldn't, well, also, he was supposed to be

like 95. That's how old he allegedly was as an image. They're doing the Heaven's Gate thing.

Right. Yes. It was irrelevant in the 90s. Man, Heaven's Gate in media is so much more resonant

and like significant than I think culturally it was.

Right?

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