Oh and welcome to Dear Hagen John.

Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast where me and my brother John, we answer your questions, give you

a big advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

Hey John, how you doing?

Hank we're both very tired.

I know that we're often tired when we record the pod, but like right now I've been tired

for a few months and Turtles All The Way Down is finally, it's like I'm in the last

hours of it belonging to me, you know?

In like I don't know like 200 hours or so or maybe 150 hours, it will never belong to

me ever again and it's belonged to me for like six years so I have chosen to spend these

last several hundred hours with Turtles All The Way Down awake and there are times

when I have regretted that decision but I also can't seem to make any other decision.

How are you?

I'm good, you know?

I feel bad that I haven't read your book because you sent it to me about a week ago and

I still haven't read it and but I do hope that you understand that I can't do anything.

Yeah, the candle is burning at both ends and it will not last the night.

Could you have a candle and you like split off the middle part into like a third end and

light that one too?

I believe that would actually give you four ends and if so, it would immediately light

all four of them because that's the kind of person he is.

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