#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2023
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Summary
Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries.
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | When you can't quite get the angle, take hands-free selfies with the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5, |
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| 0:10.8 | The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 and Chromebook, available on Vodafone. |
| 0:19.0 | Morning. |
| 0:20.0 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:21.3 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:23.3 | We're... |
| 0:24.2 | Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:25.5 | All right. Welcome to Broken Sim. We're in it. You're in it. Everybody's in it to win it. |
| 0:35.1 | I don't know what to do. Jaynise, Johnny Woodard, and he's sweet Sam E.T. We're in it. |
| 0:40.4 | Guys, go Sam Tripoli.com. See my dates. Got dates. Guess what, Johnny? I'm going to make an |
| 0:46.7 | official announcement right here for you. Let's hear it. You guys are the first ones there, all right? |
| 0:51.8 | Here it is. Oh, do we need a breaking news? Yes, breaking news. Let me find it. |
| 1:05.6 | I have been asked to officially perform in the comedy jam at Skatefest this year. We will, |
| 1:13.2 | I will be helping close out the children. There we go. The children, the studio now should be |
| 1:20.2 | excited. I'll be closing it out. That's real. Yeah, they are thrilled because they know I bring |
| 1:26.4 | that heat on stage. I can't sing, but I should have been a rock star. I should have been a rock star, |
| 1:31.3 | bro. That hasn't stopped a lot of people, honestly. I know, but I never had anyone go listen. You |
| 1:36.5 | can't sing, but you can, you can really bring the heat on stage. I would have been the best front |
| 1:42.3 | man. What kind of band? Like, like, Slip-9 in St. Colossus. I also think about this. This is kind of |
| 1:47.2 | crazy, bro. Like, even though they're not my favorite band, I do love how they jam. So I like, |
| 1:54.9 | I like songs and there's, but like, they're not my favorite band. My favorite band's probably |
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