Okay, there are two things in my mind that we have to keep in mind if we're going to do this this way.

Yeah.

Less so for you because you kind of talk the same all the time.

But I've got, I've, wait, really?

I mean, you've got a little bit of a podcast voice, I guess.

Welcome.

Now I feel very paranoid because anything could be a cold open.

I know. I could say something intending for no one to hear it but you and then it might actually go out to the world.

This could be the, well, I mean, we both edit the podcast before it goes out.

So technically, like, if I started talking about my butt or something, one of us will have an opportunity to remove that at some point along the way.

We could be doing the cold open right now.

Look, the lesson of the 21st century, man, is that everything is always content all the time 24-7

you're just generating content every minute of every day i know and it's fucking exhausting

remember when you when you got twitter and you were like man i just let i just let like 300

people know that i bought pants that's fucking awesome and here we are remember when a typical tweet was going going onto Twitter and typing into the post form and all lowercase with no punctuation, ate a sandwich.

Post.

Yep.

Like that was Twitter.

I guarantee you that somewhere in like February of 2007 when I had 18 followers and most of the more people I worked with. I guarantee you, I sat down on my phone

at my desk. I typed poopin with an apostrophe and then just walked off to the bathroom.

Simpler, more innocent times. I remember when, did you ever do this? I don't remember if I ever did

this, but I knew people who would treat the Twitter post form as if it was their Facebook status.

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