#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. JJ, I thought of you because just a few days ago I went to get my passport
0:30.2	photo taken. Oh, that's fun. Because I need a new passport. And I don't know how clearly you can see this.
0:39.0	And I wish this was a TV show so our subscribers could see this.
0:43.0	But if you see right here, this is my passport photo.
0:47.5	And I never have to worry again about what will I look like in a mugshot?
0:53.0	Right.
0:53.1	Because I look like I have just been booked for some really serious crime.
0:59.5	And my facial expression is decidedly, but I'm innocent.
1:05.5	Yeah, it does.
1:06.5	It looks a lot like a booking photo.
1:08.7	You're absolutely right.
1:09.8	You just need like one of those little placards and a number. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like whatever law enforcement agencies, you know, booking me and the date and the time and a booking number. But now I don't have to worry about that. I never have to worry again about what would I look like in a mugshot? Because I'll always have it, or at least for the next 10 years, in my passport. So I got that going for me.
1:32.3	And you're going to get the new fancy passport now. Yes, I have to admit that when you showed me yours, a few, your passport, that is, must have been a year and a half ago, two years. And it was, it was really leagues above my primitive passport, which had been issued in 2013,
1:51.8	because yours had all kinds of watermarks and counterfeit proof stuff.
1:59.7	And it was a thick plastic or some damn thing. Yeah. It was a, it was a, it was a thick plastic or some damn thing.
2:02.4	Yeah.
2:02.9	It was a it was a man's man's passport.
2:07.0	Were you suffering from passport envy a little bit, lens when you saw it?
2:10.6	I called it PE, but yes, passport envy.
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