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The Shallow End

#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9612 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and

0:07.0

Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories

0:14.0

where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

0:23.5

Schnebley and Toff. Hey, it's episode 101 of the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. And our sincere

0:31.5

thanks for joining us. We know you have a choice when you listen to podcasts and we appreciate

0:36.3

you choosing to fly with us.

0:37.8

Make sure your seats are in an upright position and your tray tables secured?

0:42.8

I had a killer way to start this podcast this morning on the hike, and by God, if it didn't

0:49.1

just drip out my ears sometime in the past four hours.

0:52.7

Really?

0:53.1

Yeah.

0:53.7

Your ears are leaking again.

0:55.3

I got leaky ear syndrome, Jethro.

0:57.8

You've got to have that looked at, buddy.

0:59.3

What am a man to do when your ears am all leaky?

1:02.6

Early prevention is key.

1:05.4

That's right.

1:06.4

It's misuse of Q-tips at an early age.

1:09.2

Oh, my God.

1:10.5

I think that's the issue.

1:12.7

I believe, actually, I don't believe I know that I went first for episode 100 and, I think,

1:19.5

99.

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