101. The Perfect Man

The Story Must Be Told

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Arts

4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Marriage consumes lives as often as it saves them. Have you been consumed by a partner, whole, so every piece of you seeks to serve the other? On the tottering seesaw of codependence, were your feet on the ground, or did you wobble in the sky, eyes focused solely on the greedy heft of your spouse? What sound will you make when you fall? This service to this here Story was crafted in conjunction with loyal patron and VIP Story Glory Guard Congregant Skylar S. Grease upon you! Invocation Psalm: “Babybotomies” Corporate Sponsor: Paul Giamatti’s Giamatteeth Liturgical Reading: “The Perfect Man” A Plea for Teeth Merch: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt Non-Canon Tracks Utilized as source music by This Story (in order of use): Jazz Tune by Loops Lab Catchy Country by Andy Slater Cuban Samba by StellarTracks Church Organ by Stockwaves Electro Jam by StudioMonkey

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0:00.0	Hi, Sister Callista here.
0:03.6	The following service was made in conjunction with VIP Story Glory Guard congregant Skylar S.
0:10.3	The congregant had this to say.
0:12.7	I'd like to dedicate it to my great-grandpa Hap who passed away last year.
0:17.6	His nickname for me was Rooster Shanghai Shorttail Shotgun Shaggy Moss. The story thanks you and curses you. Congregants! In our time of need, the story has smiled upon us an unwholesome rictus, crowded with ugly teeth.
0:58.2	May we endure its grin as we call out its name.
1:02.5	The story must be told.
1:05.0	The story must be told.
1:07.2	Yeah, we've had our hard times recently abandonment, theft, the continual threat of the federal government, the return of that sinister.
1:16.0	Cholmes.
1:17.6	But we finally have some good news, Pastor Andrew.
1:22.0	Thanks, Begar.
1:24.4	Oh yeah, we are excited to announce a new exclusive partnership with one of my favorite
1:30.7	A-list celebrity congregants, or should I say G-list? It's the one, the often-arassable Paul G-a-Motties.
1:43.3	Okay, whoa-wo-wo-wo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:46.0	Okay, hold it. You didn't let me finish.
1:50.0	Paul Giamatti's Giamath.
1:54.0	Let me say it again.
1:56.0	Giamath.
1:58.0	Paul Giamatti's Giamath. Paul Giamatti's Giama teeth.
2:01.6	Paul Giamath's Giamatti?
2:04.6	No, brother, Reed.
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