101: The Mark

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2017

⏱️ 116 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist.

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0:00.0	The minister stops him and says, hey, just in case you hadn't figured this out yet from the cover art and everything, that chip inside you is the mark of the beast.
0:15.2	And he literally stands up and he goes, I know this sounds crazy and I want him to be like,
0:18.8	but I have a lot of plastic silverware in my butt right now.
0:23.0	There is no plastic silverware anywhere on this plane but inside me.
0:29.0	All right, have a good time throwing that bomb at the plane.
0:37.0	God awful movies. Hooves.
0:53.8	Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we were sick of watching movies recreationally.
0:56.9	I'm your host Noah Looions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and
1:00.4	right Heath welcome back.
1:01.6	Thanks Noah.
1:03.0	You know what movie would have been great if they had a much smaller budget?
1:07.2	What's that?
1:08.2	Left behind with Nick Cage.
1:09.2	That would have been excellent. And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend
1:14.6	Eli Bosnick Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? I'm pretty fantastic I don't
1:20.5	know if you guys got this opportunity but I actually watched 98 movies not one there were 98 separate short films
1:28.8	All starring a forehead and the avatar of the god of old country buffet.
1:35.0	So it was really a big time.
1:37.0	I had him down as a cross-fit Seth Rogan, but yeah, we'll get there.
1:43.4	So tell us, Heath, what will we be breaking down today?
1:47.1	We watched The Mark.
1:50.0	It's the story of some guy who watched Left Behind with Kirk Cameron and said to himself,
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