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God Awful Movies

100: Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

That gift went down well.

0:03.3

Good job you!

0:04.7

Fantastic!

0:06.1

Sounds like Sue's happy.

0:08.8

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0:24.3

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0:28.2

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0:31.6

If you haven't seen Bible man and you haven't seen his weapon of choice, which is obviously a Star Wars rip-off,

0:39.0

it is, it's the color of my urine after I take a multivitamin.

0:44.0

That's the problem of Bibleman's lightsaber.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:48.0

Is I give you the visual you need.

0:50.0

He did.

0:52.0

And you feel like a lawyer at Lucas Film was like, all right, so we got all the paperwork drafted, but we'd have to watch the movie.

1:00.0

And then I was like, not it's making me, that's fine, we don't own light, that's a silly thing.

1:05.0

Let them have it.

1:07.0

God awful movies.

1:10.0

Movies. movies. Welcome back to the gamst where each week we sample another selection from Christian

1:23.9

cinema for a hundred weeks in a row now. I was really hoping we'd

1:28.9

run out of movies by now but we're not even close and they keep making more

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