"'Twas two nights before Christmas.

The news team gathered round.

Not an easy-to-pronounce story was there ever to be found.

Their glasses were filled with holiday cheer, wondering what Greg would bring to pass off his beer.

The news crew were all set up and ready to read. All the news stories they found from a questionable

news feed. Dave and his sweater and fancy new hat. He couldn't wait to tell the team where he'd

gotten it at. First came the cool intro that was made by Bart L. Then a silly old poem Dave had written

so well. The audience listened and started to grin at the clever way Dave had chosen to

begin. When they were on all four screens, their faces did glow. As Dave reminded them loudly,

it's our 100 show! Now Chachi, now Colonel, yes, even you, Greg, let's go to the stories. Don't

make the crowd beg. The listeners tuned in to hear what we found,

but new as the night progressed, the drinks we would pound. Words would be mangled and mumbled

quite badly, but you tuned in anyway, and you did it most gladly. They'll laugh as they read,

and their spirits will glow lightly. Even Dave may botch a word ever so slightly.

Marty will power his way through a story while Dave Chachi and Greg revel in their glory.

Now, there could be no better way to celebrate fun than here on the paranormal 60 with you,

everyone. Our wishes for you, all our friends, is that wherever you go, the fun never

ends. So before I am sued for this blatant rip-off, or my reading interrupted by my lingering cough,

I hope you'll accept this gift as a kind of verbal Christmas card, because the one thing we

know is, man, words is hard. Now turn down the lights and cuddle up close as we entertain you with the stories we chose.

Get rid of distractions and tell them to shoe because it's your time to party with the paranormal 60 news crew.

The Number two Oh, my little.

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