100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Who was the first joshing Josh? Do bugs understand glass? How do I learn to chill? And more! probablysignedturtles.com Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John the 100th episode Extravaganza Spectacular!
0:11.8	Dores, I prefer to think of it the 100th episode Extravaganza Spectacular of Dear John and Hank.
0:17.0	It's a comedy vodka for me and my brother John, answer your questions, give me a DBS advice and bring you all the weeks to us for both Mars and ANC Wibble to John!
0:24.3	How are you doing on our 100th episode?
0:26.7	I'm doing well, I apologize for taking a couple weeks off but as you know Hank I have been signing my name over and over again because I'm signing 200,000 copies of my new book Turtles All the Way Down Coming Out October 10th anywhere you buy books.
0:39.0	Also I wanted to let you know Hank there's a new website, it's a hot new website, everybody's going there.
0:44.7	Some people say it's the biggest new website to hit the internet in many years and do you know what the URL is?
0:50.8	What is it John?
0:52.2	ProbablySignedTurtles.com, a guide to getting a probably signed pre-order of my book Turtles All the Way Down That's ProbablySignedTurtles.com.
1:03.9	Here's an amazing fact that's going to blow your mind.
1:06.6	Okay.
1:07.8	No one had ever attempted to register the website probablySignedTurtles.com ever before.
1:16.0	So John in like 10 years are you going to still be up keeping probably signed Turtles.com and if so is it just going to be like we'll send you a turtle if May or May not be signed by John Green?
1:27.1	Yeah no we're going to change our business model actually to probably signed Turtles.
1:31.7	There's a 60% chance that you will get a turtle in the mail signed by me on the shell and then there's a 40% chance that you're just getting a turtle.
1:40.1	Well what if this is like a 40% chance you get nothing?
1:43.6	That's just gambling I guess.
1:45.1	It's a probably signed turtle but there's a 40% chance that I'm just going to steal your money.
1:51.9	How are you Hank?
1:52.8	I'm good.
1:53.8	Right before I was doing this as you know I'm very busy I have a lot to do so right before I had it when people complain about being busy.
1:59.7	I spend nine hours a day signing my name over and over again but do I complain about being busy?
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