struggle.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're live. The president's now blind. He's been staring at the sun all day trying to see the

eclipse. There's photos of it. Mike Baker, help us out. What are we doing, man?

Well, I've told you, that's probably, again, it's an indication that they don't have a lot of discipline in that communications department of the White House.

No one got him the message.

Don't, sir, sir, don't look at the sun.

Not only that, definitely don't look at the sun while people are looking at you.

Yeah. Jesus Christ, the whole world is going to mock you.

Don't you know that everybody knows this since they were a kid, right? Even if you've never been involved in an eclipse,

every kid knows, don't look at the sun. It's the one thing that every child learns somehow.

You know what I tried to do though? I'm a fucking idiot. I took two dark sunglasses. I put them on top of each other.

I put one pair and then I put another pair over them. It doesn't work folks.

Yeah, but it looks good. It does look good. I only looked for a second and I want, oh, okay, this doesn't work. But you know where I could look at it,

I can look at it through my pool like the reflection.

Oh sure yeah yeah see the eclipse.

Yeah but it never really got fully dark here.

You know we're too low.

Yeah we I just came down from from Idaho.

I was up there in the mountains over the past few days and it was just

it did just hippies coming in from left and right and that the entire state just

overrun with hippies and they're I mean they're parking in people's you know

ranches they're just driving up on fields that have just been planted they're just

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