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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1000 - Joey Diaz & Tom Segura

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2017

⏱️ 214 minutes

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Summary

Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now” available on Spotify. Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called "Your Mom's House" on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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2. 5. 4. 3. 3. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. Y. Yhaa. We're live, ladies and gentlemen. Y We're delayed in starting ladies and gentlemen. We did not have a lighter

0:23.2

That was a real panic setting that's embarrassing. Yeah. I thought I thought some

0:27.2

shit was really going to go down but thank God I am petrified of earthquakes and

0:31.0

situations. I don't put slippers on. I sleep with sneakers on. I got a generator.

0:36.0

I got a generator dog.

0:39.0

Do you store water?

0:40.0

Water tools. I got two weapons.

0:44.0

Have you been out here for an earthquake?

0:47.0

One of them that didn't scare me.

0:50.0

But I was just sitting by the computer. I was looking at the cat bowls.

0:53.4

Yeah, you get high and I was looking at the cats and I was looking at the cat bowls and all of a sudden

0:57.8

the whole building tip. And I saw the cat bowls up in the air spinning and the catch running for their lives.

1:05.2

They were acting weird a couple seconds before that and that's why I go, why are they so

1:09.8

fucked up?

1:10.8

Oh, they were acting weird before the earthquake.

1:13.0

They say animals configured.

1:15.0

Yeah, I heard that lot.

1:17.0

So I started looking at the cat bowls.

1:18.0

What the fuck is going on?

1:19.0

They're doing that.

1:20.0

All son, dog, I just saw the cat bowls.

1:22.0

It's like a cartoon up in the

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