100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 152 minutes

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We did the unthinkable! We made it to 100 episodes. Take a horrifying stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit the funniest, most cringe-worthy reviews we've read thus far. Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up guys, I'm Ashley Gavin.
0:02.5	You probably know me from my viral standup comedy videos on TikTok and YouTube,
0:06.5	and I just put out a comedy special so you can watch a full hour of my standup comedy.
0:11.6	And if you don't believe that it's gonna be good, here's a clip.
0:14.5	You guys hear about this pastor in the south who said he'd unlock the problem to getting rid of all the gays?
0:19.6	It's on YouTube? Fantastic. You gotta watch it.
0:23.9	He's like, all the first thing we gotta do, we gotta take all the last bans.
0:28.4	Put them in a B, electrified fence.
0:33.0	Cain jammed. Stop right there! I'm in!
0:36.6	Go hang the cage with the otherwise bans.
0:40.6	The special comes out on April 23rd at 7pm, and we have a live viewing party that starts beforehand at 6pm, also on my YouTube.
0:51.4	Head over to youtube.com slash at ashgabs to check out the comedy special right now.
0:59.0	Tududududududu, important message.
1:01.4	We have a merch sale for you all.
1:04.2	Whooo!
1:05.0	Sale sale.
1:06.2	Through the month of April.
1:08.1	If you buy one logo sweatshirt, an impeccable vive sweatshirt, or a dad hat, you get a free mystery pin.
1:14.0	And that includes our back order.
1:15.6	So that includes the ones that y'all have been asking for a story release.
1:19.0	It's a mystery, so don't get mad if you don't get the exact one.
1:22.6	That includes pretty much all of our pins.
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