100 Racist Recipes

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.

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0:00.0	I'm in the dream.
0:07.6	You had my heart.
0:09.7	I just-
0:10.7	I'm side of your hands.
0:12.5	And she played it.
0:16.0	She played it like you wasn't supposed to be there.
0:19.0	I am Aretha Franklin, ladies and gentlemen.
0:24.7	And I am Sissy Houston.
0:26.6	And this is three.
0:28.4	And I'm back here puzzled.
0:31.3	Like I'm confused.
0:32.8	Be well, dude.
0:34.4	I have no idea what's happening around me.
0:36.8	I'm not sure why I was invited.
0:38.8	I don't know where I am.
0:40.7	I don't know the purpose of my standing here.
0:43.8	I'm not here for choreography.
0:45.8	I'm not here for lyrics.
0:48.3	Like I really would just like to go home and watch Matt Lock on my DVR and go to sleep
0:52.1	like I don't know.
0:53.1	I don't Aretha, girl.
0:54.8	I thought I didn't- this is charity.
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