100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

No man knoweth the hour or the day, Theophiloi, but our 100th episode is at hand! In celebration of our centennial, we take on one of our most requested texts: the recently discovered Gospel of Judas! Join us as we settle the argument about Judas Iscariot once and for all. Is He Man or Monster or…. is he both?

Topics of Discussion: The Crime Bible, Who Picked Acts?, Irenaeus of Lyon, GEORGE CLOONEY IS LEARNING COPTIC, Jesus L-ing HAO (PGFE), a joke that I literally forgot the meaning of between recording the show and editing it, One Punch Man’s friend, the one tiny fact of the world that Chris has actually influenced, the One Above All, spoilers for Persona 5, Apocryphoes.

Hymnal: “100 Days, 100 Nights” by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17

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0:00.0	Jesus said, truly, I say to you, above them all, the stars bring matters to completion.
0:06.4	And when Soclus completes the span of time assigned for him, their first star will appear with the
0:10.5	generations, and they will finish what has been said above. Then they will fornicate in my name
0:15.6	and slay their children. And they will, about six and a half lines missing, in my name, and your star will rule over the 13th aeon.
0:24.5	And after that, Jesus laughed.
0:27.4	The Gospel of Judas.
0:28.8	100 days, 100 nights, and no a man's heart 100 days
0:38.9	100 nights
0:41.0	And no one man's heart
0:44.3	And a little more
0:47.7	Before
0:49.0	He knows this
0:51.8	Oh all
0:52.8	You know a man Hello friends and neighbors And welcome to Apocrypal's.
0:58.5	This is the 100th episode of the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible,
1:04.0	but we try not to be jerks about it.
1:06.8	My name is Chris Sims.
1:08.9	With me as always, The Conqueror of Space, the other set of footprints, the other half of your humble Sons of Thunder.
1:15.5	Benito Serrano.
1:16.3	Benito, how are you?
1:18.2	Oh, Chris, I'm feeling so jazzed to be of that generation and not this generation.
1:27.3	I'm excited about entering the 13th Aeon.
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