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Carolanne Miljavac's "The Mother Crusher's Podcast" With Kori Rongey

Carolanne Miljavac & Kori Rongey

Funny, Mom, Comedy, Life, Kids, Fun, Moms, Society & Culture, Motherhood, Kids & Family, Family, Parenthood, Lifestyle, Children, Crushing

2.5 • 584 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Story-time with Kori, "Declined, you're worthless." The Mother Crushers thank you for your support with our first 10 episodes! CA and Kori want you to be aware this is an EARMUFF/PAUSE/GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM. @camiljavac @koraerongello

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0:00.0	Welcome to this week's episode of the Mother Crusher's podcast with CA and Corey.
0:07.3	We're about to talk about how Corey ain't got no money in her bank account.
0:11.5	This is Storytime with Corey.
0:14.2	Read by me.
0:16.1	Decline.
0:17.2	You're worthless.
0:19.6	Let me set the scene.
0:21.8	You are in your favorite we make food in a very timely matter establishment.
0:26.5	Just mouth watering over that mac and cheese you like.
0:30.4	You order your favorite cuisine fast.
0:33.7	You're there for 10 minutes trying to order what your kids want.
0:36.4	The cashier is patiently waiting.
0:39.2	You know they hate you, but you're like, whatever, this is parenting.
0:42.7	Just let me get their order straight.
0:44.8	You hand that pretty plastic over the counter and they swipe.
0:47.8	They swipe so fast.
0:52.7	And then it takes longer than it anticipated.
0:56.0	You get nervous.
0:57.1	You start sweating.
0:58.3	Why is it taking so long?
0:59.5	I can't make eye contact.
1:00.8	Oh, crap, it's the day before we get paid.
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