I need toys

Decorations. I need stockings. I need sprouts. I need something for him. I need something for him to give to his mother.

I've got a dragon eight foot tree into my lounge. Then build a trampoline and gift wrap it.

Elf duties are a full-time job, and this elf deserves a Christmasy coffee.

Our sticky toffee latte is now at Costa.

That's Christmas, made a little better.

At Costa coffee. Now I don't know about any of you lot but whenever it gets into late December and I hear Andy Williams

croon that it's the most wonderful time of the year I I think. Yeah, mate, you're right. It's a Royal Rumble season.

W. W. W. E. and you will get out of jail free card remains the most important weapon in their booking

arsenal. Doesn't matter how bad the preceding year was, the scale and scope of the rumble always gives

them enough goodwill to launch a bit of a restart.

Plus, the rumbles themselves are incredible fun.

Still though Vince, and even with an open goal 30 men and women wide,

he's still capable of missing the target.

When Adam, well, if you stop interrupting, I'll tell you because my name is Adam Cleary, and these are 10 times

W.W.E. got the Royal Rumble main event wrong.

Number 10, Royal Rumble 2012.

I'll just say it, Seamus is a really good wrestler and a stand-up guy to boot

but and I'll also just say it his extraordinary record in the company probably

represents a slight over-achievement. He's never been the guy but is still a four-time world champion

King of the ring and in 2012 a Royal Rumble winner. Didn't really make a huge amount of sense at the time though.

Shamers was neither an up-and-comer nor a truly established main eventer

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