10 Things You CAN Bring On A Plane
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, let's see here. We did get a recent list of the things that TSA that you actually are allowed to bring through TSA, and I decided to have a little bit of fun with this. |
| 0:08.2 | The men's room top 10. The men's from top 10. |
| 0:16.4 | So I'm going to do a little bit of cheating over here, because what this was is, is, on social media, the TSA said that they can't allow protein shakes larger than 3.4 ounces, right? |
| 0:27.5 | It's a liquid that's going through. |
| 0:29.0 | But you're free to bring, quote, as many rotisserie chickens as you can fit in your carry-on. |
| 0:35.1 | Good news. |
| 0:36.0 | Right. |
| 0:36.2 | And people are calling their challenge. |
| 0:37.3 | For those of you that love rotissory chicken. Right. And people are calling their child. |
| 0:39.4 | For those of you that love rotisserie chicken. |
| 0:39.8 | Right. |
| 0:41.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.3 | I've seen it. |
| 0:43.1 | Really? |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.6 | One time I was leaving out of BWI and a guy had a whole box of Royal Farms chicken. |
| 0:49.8 | Ah, okay. |
| 0:50.5 | Now we get it. Huh. |
| 0:51.0 | So that prompted somebody to go to TSA's What Can I Bring Tool on their website, and they found seven things that you can bring onto a plane according to this website. You can just type it in and you can bring it up. I've never brought food from anywhere on a plane. Not even from like one of the places that you buy it in the airport. You buy like a sandwich at a... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like getting through TSA. I'm talking about putting it in the bag and checking it and bringing it on. I hate to admit this. I do it a lot. Leto's Pizza? Lido's Pizza. I flew a public sub back from my hand. |
| 1:44.2 | I was rolling the dice. It was a seven-hour flight, but it was delicious. So you just eat it when you get home. Yeah. Okay. All right. Got it a point. Right. Same with the Leo. I'm just like, ooh, I'm going to want this tomorrow. screw it. I'm putting it in my bag. I told you. I was sitting at the gate and a guy walked by with a whole Lido's box and I was like, my man. He's like, I love it. I'm putting it in my bag. I told you, I was sitting at the gate, and a guy walked by with a whole Lido's box, and I was like, my man, he's like, I love it, I miss it. Nice work. They found that you can actually bring bowling balls and bowling pins. And your carry-on? Yeah. As long as it doesn't exceed the 55-pound limit. Well, the carry-on is different, though, right? So, wait a minute. As far as, like, potential, I'm going to hijack a plane. Bowling balls, no. In checked luggage. I have a four-ounce bottle of cologne, or I got a bowling pen. Yeah. Me personally, if I'm in a conflict with someone in the breakout cologne, I'm not sweating it. The worst thing that happens is I smell weird. The bowling pen, they're going to beat my ass. They are. But that's in your checked luggage. These are not carrying on. I was mistaken. This is in check out. That's fair. Yeah. Creamated remains in a screenable container. Sure. You can bring it. Well, you show because if you go to a funeral and that's your dad, mom, whoever. |
| 2:38.1 | A lot of people. in a screenable container. Sure. You can bring it. Well, you show because if you go to a funeral and that's your dad, mom, whoever. |
| 2:38.1 | A lot of people get transported, man. |
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