Okay, we are less than a week away from Valentine's Day gentlemen.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah!

An handful of people are going to go out to dinner to take their ladies out, have a good time,

right?

But there's a handful of things that you're not allowed to do when you go out.

The men's group top 10.

The men's group top 10!

Ten things you should never do when you go out to eat.

Like putting your stinking shoes up on the seat of the booth, you suckling pig.

Chew with your mouth closed, or go find the nearest pasture, find some cud you hever.

And if you absolutely must drink through a straw to satisfy your deranged oral fixation.

Stop making that horrible sucking sound when you get to the bottom of whatever swill it is you're drinking.

You may very well find out just how quickly and easily that

straw can accidentally get jammed down your throat.

Bonapitit.

Yeah.

So these are things that you should never do when going out to eat.

First on the list, they say, uh, dressing like a slob.

Well, yeah, you would think general.

Deps on the restaurant.

A Valentine's Day man.

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