I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the men in this room, I know you guys,

you're good dudes, and I know that you do a lot for the women in your lives.

Whether Steve, you and I are married, you guys are on the dating scene.

Yeah, we're not a choice.

You guys do a lot there.

But now there's a list of things that bring much-needed relief to the heroes out there.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten. The men's room top ten! Ten or more things men should never feel obligated to do for their wives.

There's a reason I'm not married anymore because I refuse to do that.

Yes, that. That thing.

You gotta know what that thing is, don't you? Well, I assume you do because you should have more than two brain cells rubbing together trying to conjure up a coherent thought. Or maybe you're holding on to those two brain cells for motor functions like breathing. That's right, I wouldn't mouth kiss her aunt with the hairy mole just to the right of her pie hole.

For the love of God, Blanche, take a scalpel to that thing.

You're scaring the children.

Dear God, Blanche.

Blanche.

You know, Blanche.

So these are ten things that mention never feel obligated to do for their wives.

Bottom of the list, they say to handle all those last-minute errands.

Imagine a young man dashing through a bustling supermarket aisle, juggling groceries, cleaning supplies, and a phone call from home.

It's a scene many can relate to, yet it's an unfair expectation to play solely on what partner.

Sharing last minute errands can alleviate stress and build cooperation.

We're tired of doing it all.

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