There's no doubt in this in this room that everybody here is is old. We're all over the age of 30. I don't know if you are Mike. I'm old. Nice try. Dude, I've had the mental age of old

club yet. You're not in our club. I've already got a hitch in my neck. Like you mentioned

that earlier Ted I've been dealing with a neck problem for a minute here but anyway we got a list of things that we should all have by this time.

The men's from top 10. The men's from top 10!

10!

10!

10 obvious things all men should have by age 30.

Sure you might think it's independent housing or losing your virginity.

You would be wrong.

You should already be stockpiling a stable of fine libations for your own enjoyment.

Invest in your future like I have, with 95 bottles of whiskey and counting.

Winning.

I want to go there, man.

Yeah, you know, his cheapest one he said is what,

Johnny Walker Black label.

Right? For a 4,000 show, he gave us Yukon Jack apples.

I drink a lot of trash in my life.

I really have, man, either out of desperation.

Because you won't taste the good stuff.

I don't care, whatever.

This was the worst thing I have drank in a long, long time.

You should keep four of those minis in your car in case you ever run out of gas.

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