10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a lot of this time around, as we go into the Gospel of Luke! Bear witness to the Sermon on the Plain, the Seven Deadly Enemies of Man, and pure unbridled hatred for wizards, the rich, and, presumably, rich wizards. Plus, Chris solves the synoptic problem once and for all. You're welcome.

Topics of discussion: a turkey of boy, Summer Christmas, the Triple Tradition, the Double Tradition, the Great Omission, the blueprint for a universal church, the Original Marvel Comics Bullpen of the Bible, editorial fatigue, Johntent, two turtledoves, the only canonical mention of Teen Jesus, the two completely unnecessary genealogies of Jesus, the alarming lack of details about Mary Magdalene and her seven demons, the Travel Narrative, Special Lukan Material, Jesus telling the Apostles that nothing can hurt them and how that might not have been the most accurate prophecy we've ever read, Third Mary, TLP, give us this day our Cool Ranch bread, #NotAllPharisees, Herod and Pilate becoming BFFs, the penitent thief aka San Dimas, Luke's OC, Hungry Teleporting Jesus.

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0:00.0	And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
0:05.6	And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.
0:12.4	And the angel said unto them to them, fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
0:19.0	For unto you is born this day in the city of David,
0:21.1	a savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be assigned unto you. Ye shall find the babe
0:25.9	wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude
0:30.6	of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace,
0:36.3	goodwill toward men.
0:42.6	The Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2, verses 8 through 14. Thank you. Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocopalus.
1:05.8	This is the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jerks about it.
1:10.9	My name is Chris Sims, and with me as always, the other half of the Sons of Thunder.
1:16.4	The other set of footprints himself, Mr. Benito Serrano.
1:19.5	Benito, how are you this week?
1:21.3	I'm great, Chris. Merry Christmas.
1:23.0	Merry Christmas.
1:24.3	It's Christmas time, everybody.
1:26.4	Yeah.
1:27.2	Ah, Merry Christmas, everybody. I haven't missed it.
1:31.1	Yeah. You boy. Go get that, the turkey that I saw in the store. The one as big as me? That is a ludicrously large turkey, Chris.
1:40.4	That would be an insanely large turkey. Yeah. How big is that boy, do you think?
1:45.5	He's roughly turkey size, I'm guessing.
1:48.2	Do you think we should start measuring boys in units of turkey?
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