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We give 10 takes in 10 minutes. If I run out of time in take number seven, take number three, take number one, if I just straight up filibuster the thing, the bomb goes off, it's over, I'm destroyed, we don't get to do any makeup, we don't go back and do it again, it's over, we deliver it to you. I try to get 10 takes in 10 minutes. You want to get cooking? So do I. Take number one. The best win of the weekend was the San Francisco 49ers who completely shellacked the Jacksonville Jaguars. It was a huge loss for me too because on Friday I sat there looking. I'm like, San Francisco's minus three and a half at Jacksonville. Why are the Niners favored on the road?

The Niners have not won a game in a month.

Jacksonville hasn't lost the game in six weeks. That's crazy. They shouldn't be favored. What's crazy is they were only favored by three and a half. It was a huge miss by Las Vegas, but only because they didn't give the Niners enough credit. I spent my entire Sunday afternoon after the Niners and Jags that unfolded looking at constant, constant needling from people on social media, everything from

you got to explain this, fam, where you at, fam, the very original and always really clever,

this aged well to find out what he's smoking. I got hammered for doubting the Niners. I probably should have realized that Debo was back. Trent Williams is back. And also, I don't think it was much negative in the Niners. I was trying to be a little more pro Jacksonville. Jacksonville was not ready for that game. They were not ready for prime time, whatever you want to call. that was a back to the shallow one game for Jacksonville. If you're going to give Miami crap for not playing well against the good teams,

and I have, I got to give it to Jacksonville. The defense is not very good. At some point, we have to have an evaluation of Trevor Lawrence in big games. That was the biggest one of the weekend and the worst take of Friday for me. Take number two. When Watson is good, the Browns are terrifying.

Terrifying.

Deshawn Watson played his best as a Brown.

He had his biggest plays, biggest moments, biggest games as a Brown.

And when the quarterback works and when Watson realizes his ability and when he gets out

there and is like, I'm going to do my cosplay of Deshawn Watson from the Texans like early Texans years and he does that on the Browns with that defense it's like oh all the sudden Shaq can make free throws now what are you going to do I don't care how many times you follow him Oster Tag he's going to knock down the shots I don't care how many times you think you can get the bronze defense. Watson is going to make you pay because Watson's good now. It's like happy Gilmore learning how to put. It's dangerous. If Watson gets to that level that he was at with Houston, Cleveland can be the best team in all the NFL. That was an amazing, amazing win in Baltimore by Watson, by the Browns. If he's good, the Browns are terrifying.

Take number three, biggest loser of the weekend. It was not Jacksonville. It was not the Jets.

It wasn't even the Giants. It was the S2 cognition test. And the mensas that put that thing

together. Because if you remember, C.J. Stroud coming out of Ohio State, apparently didn't do well on that test, and it was held against him, and he was called everything from not ready for prime time, not ready for the league, to straight up probably dumb and can't process. How terrible is that thing look? I love those ladies and gentlemen, Whoever made that up, I'm sure they were very intelligent people.

This was not a good weekend for their test.

You know, the S2 cognition test is it's a cutting edge examination to evaluate an athlete's ability to process on the field.

And Stroud's like, why don't you process this?

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