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Ten takes. What a weekend.

What a weekend.

This is a loaded one for me.

I went bowling. I went to a Knicks game, and then I sat around and watched those title games. It was three for three, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And I will not delay you any longer. You clicked. You know the promise. Ten takes in exactly ten minutes. Start the clock.

Take number one. I don't hate the chiefs.

You can.

But you're right as an American or wherever you're listening.

I hope you have rights to hate the chiefs.

Exercise them if you want.

But when I see the map of the United States and all those funny memes that say,

who America is rooting for?

And there's this tiny little spot in Kansas and Missouri that has the chiefs and everything else is against the chiefs. I don't agree with that. Though the other jokes

last week about all of the world is counting on Josh Allen to save them from the chiefs. I get the

humor behind it and I get the joke. I just don't feel that way. And I like that the chiefs don't

give a damn that people want them to lose.

It's so fun to see them say, yeah, paid us, tell we get all the calls, make the memes, make the jokes.

We're going to win anyways in spite of that. I have respect for them. I really, really, really do.

And I like that they do not care and they continue to win. Of course, I'm a human being, especially a human being that has to, by contract, talk about the NFL for hours and hours and hours a day. I would have liked something fresh. Yeah. I would have liked something. It would be kind of cool to see the bills in the Super Bowl for the first time since I was in seventh grade. Or it would have been kind of cool to see the commanders with a rookie quarterback in the Super Bowl. Just as if the bills had been winning a bunch of Super Bowls have been cool to see the Chiefs, a different flavor in the palette. But it didn't happen. The Chiefs find a way. And if it makes you feel better, it's a complaint about the officiating. do it it probably makes you feel worse i'm not doing it i don't hate the chiefs you can't make me now two weeks from now i'm talking to them i might hate them by the time you get to new orleans but right now i respect them take number two josh allen didn't have a clean death in that game it's one of my favorite lines from the original gladiator where they're about to behead maximus and he says at least give me a clean death in that game. It's one of my favorite lines from the original gladiator where they're about to behead Maximus. And he says, at least give me a clean death of soldiers' death.

Josh Allen did not have that. The clean death would have been on fourth and five in his last play

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