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Stiff Socks

10: Should We Join the MMA?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA.

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0:00.0

This shit makes me so angry dude. I've had a Apple Watch for like a while but like so when I check the time

0:07.0

It doesn't it feels regular, but if you sit there with your wrist out reading something in front of something

0:13.3

I in front of someone I didn't know how disrespectful feels. It's the most pretentious way. I don't want to read this bullshit

0:18.8

Did you get this small one? Yeah, we got the baby wrist? Yeah dog

0:23.9

Guess what he's the thing no not here's a thing. No good fuck a baby ass wrist

0:28.4

Yeah, we've been going dude. I'm talking about Apple watch

0:30.9

I get the smaller Apple watch because I have a small wrist so a smaller watch looks makes my wrist look normal size

0:38.9

Because if I got the big one nobody looks dumber than somebody who has a giant watch face on a on a small

0:45.2

wrist 100% like you just be like they move and it that shit just clanking around like a necklace dude

0:50.8

I hate I really do hate when so we actually every vendor in New York has like a watch that just hang it just hangs out by the pinky

0:56.9

Let me ask you a question though. Did you when you were like younger?

0:59.9

You never were like saggy ass watches like that because I did I did

1:03.6

Yeah, watch in my room that I used to wear I think probably like four to five years ago in college

1:07.6

I think and the watch face you could probably put on like a Toyota as rims and it would be like legit

1:14.0

Yeah, yeah, it's it's the size of like a personal pant pizza dude. Yeah exactly

1:19.6

Where here's a battery. It's like to wear it on stage. I was looking at an old video

1:23.0

It's the most obvious thing in the picture. Oh like no one's paying attention to you as a human

1:28.3

They're just looking at your watch the jingle jangling. I don't know what that is. It's like your first watch

1:32.7

You it's not even the first digital watch. It's the first

1:36.2

Analog watch you get that you got a flexis like what the one that's got the hands. That should got to be biggest

1:40.9

Flux. I wonder why that is though. I wonder why like I think it's like I know how to tell time

1:44.8

It's like yeah, you're 19 you should here's a funny thing dude when someone gives me that shit

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