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🗓️ 20 March 2019
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA.
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0:00.0 | This shit makes me so angry dude. I've had a Apple Watch for like a while but like so when I check the time |
0:07.0 | It doesn't it feels regular, but if you sit there with your wrist out reading something in front of something |
0:13.3 | I in front of someone I didn't know how disrespectful feels. It's the most pretentious way. I don't want to read this bullshit |
0:18.8 | Did you get this small one? Yeah, we got the baby wrist? Yeah dog |
0:23.9 | Guess what he's the thing no not here's a thing. No good fuck a baby ass wrist |
0:28.4 | Yeah, we've been going dude. I'm talking about Apple watch |
0:30.9 | I get the smaller Apple watch because I have a small wrist so a smaller watch looks makes my wrist look normal size |
0:38.9 | Because if I got the big one nobody looks dumber than somebody who has a giant watch face on a on a small |
0:45.2 | wrist 100% like you just be like they move and it that shit just clanking around like a necklace dude |
0:50.8 | I hate I really do hate when so we actually every vendor in New York has like a watch that just hang it just hangs out by the pinky |
0:56.9 | Let me ask you a question though. Did you when you were like younger? |
0:59.9 | You never were like saggy ass watches like that because I did I did |
1:03.6 | Yeah, watch in my room that I used to wear I think probably like four to five years ago in college |
1:07.6 | I think and the watch face you could probably put on like a Toyota as rims and it would be like legit |
1:14.0 | Yeah, yeah, it's it's the size of like a personal pant pizza dude. Yeah exactly |
1:19.6 | Where here's a battery. It's like to wear it on stage. I was looking at an old video |
1:23.0 | It's the most obvious thing in the picture. Oh like no one's paying attention to you as a human |
1:28.3 | They're just looking at your watch the jingle jangling. I don't know what that is. It's like your first watch |
1:32.7 | You it's not even the first digital watch. It's the first |
1:36.2 | Analog watch you get that you got a flexis like what the one that's got the hands. That should got to be biggest |
1:40.9 | Flux. I wonder why that is though. I wonder why like I think it's like I know how to tell time |
1:44.8 | It's like yeah, you're 19 you should here's a funny thing dude when someone gives me that shit |
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