11: Santa Monica Pier... HPV?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks goes to the Santa Monica Pier. They get kicked out of an arcade like they’re 15 and go HARD on a roller coaster. *they were both very scared on the roller coaster*

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0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:30.2	What up, you're listening to stiff socks as you already know.
0:33.3	Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
0:35.5	I love that sound that the DJs make.
0:37.0	What do you think when they invented that noise?
0:38.8	They're like, oh, this is gonna fucking wreck clubs.
0:41.4	I think that the dude or woman pressed it and they fucked up and they hit it and it went
0:48.4	Bum-bum-bum and then everyone goes beautiful mistakes.
0:50.7	Yeah, exactly. That's where I think I have it.
0:52.2	Everybody in the club's like, oh shit!
0:53.7	They're like, what do you mean oh shit?
0:55.2	Oh shit, oh shit?
0:56.1	Or oh shit, oh shit.
0:57.4	Yeah, oh shit dude.
1:00.4	Before we get into our lovely trip to the Santa Monica pier,
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