I know that you guys have been celebrating but I neglected to mention that we are almost done with

cell phone courtesy month. I hope that you've all been courteous with your cell phones.

I don't, yeah I guess I've been nice to it. And just in case you haven't been, we have all the etiquette.

The men's from top 10.

The men's true top 10!

Ten rules of smartphone etiquette.

Yeah.

Look, I know this is immature, but I'll be damned if there aren't moments where I have zero desire

to talk with anyone on the phone.

So what do I do?

I let a few seconds of silence go after they finish their hot take.

Then say, hello?

You there? Where'd you go wait a few seconds and then when they start to respond I

keep talking over them saying I'm not sure what's happening I have full bars if you can hear me I'm going to hang up and try you back

and guess what I do then I don't call them back

leave me a lot Don't call them back.

Leave me alone.

You haven.

That's a good move.

Solid move.

I've done that once, right?

Eh, eh, click. Serious, I just, conversation, I just I couldn't take it. I've done it before.

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